Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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