Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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