Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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