This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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