2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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