He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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