sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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