I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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