her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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