Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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