in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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