Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
