i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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