You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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