maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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