So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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