I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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