The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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