Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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