Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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