Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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