Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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