were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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