Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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