oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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