That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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