Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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