love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Randomize
