What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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