Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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