Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this just has baby written all over it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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