just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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