So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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