New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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