Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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