remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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