did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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