yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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