nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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