thus making me awesome and them whores
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So I just went to clothing optional bar
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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