Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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