If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
send nudes
from the living room?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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