just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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