dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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