Do vagina's smell?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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