No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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