Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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