What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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