Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just want nice things and good sex
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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