me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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