She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
