Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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