No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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