Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
These tits shall not be calmed
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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