sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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