she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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