you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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