Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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