there's paper in my vomit.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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