You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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